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Joke of the Day

"It's funny how certain scents can bring back memories of people we associated with those scents like how I remember my ex every time I take a shit."

"What does a pretentious owl say? Whom whom."

"9 out of 10 men prefer a girl with a big rack. The 10th prefers the other 9 men."

"Why was the mushroom a hit at parties? Because he was a *fungi*"

"How do you embaress an archeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from."

"I have a really funny dick Girls laugh every time they see it."

"How do you titillate an ocelot? Oscillate its tits a lot"

"These Jared from Subway jokes are so tired Bill Cosby started using them to knock out his victims"

"I've only just realised that Saturday contains the word 'turd'. How marvelous."

"How does a man on a moon get his haircut? Eclipse it."