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Joke of the Day

"My diet plan is just watching my 400 pound coworker lick her lips and sweat as she describes her dinner from last night."

"MRW I see all this Fine Bros news [removed]"

"What do you call the hot tub that two folks just made love in? H2OOOHHHGG"

"Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo Drizzle.."

"""Dude go make the first move on her!"" ""Okay fine, but I'm not too sure what I'm doing."" *approaches girl* ""Knight to f3"""

"Say this to any woman. How does a beautiful woman change a lightbulb? Idk how? You've obviously never changed one."

"My toddler is legit angry at me because I wouldn't let her jump out a second story window today. This is why you need birth control ladies."

"I was gonna make an Indian Pun But I got Naan"

"Reddit is to socialising ...what a gloryhole is to love."

"She wants to share a Facebook account? Run."