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Joke of the Day
"How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves? He fell off the palm tree"
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"what's the difference between Madeleine McCann and Jesus? Jesus died a virgin."
"In light of recent events... Killing 50 people isn't hard when they're all in the closet."
"Groupies How many groupies does it take to change a light-bulb? None, they all know someone that does it for them."
"What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin pi"
"A great thing about being single is never having to erase your history tab."
"What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches? On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch."
"Me: Just a glass of water Scientist waiter: You mean a glass of... yourself? You see, the body is made up of ok ok sit down I'll bring it"
"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wipe his ass"
"My Chinese waiter put my food down in front of another white guy who looked nothing like me. I get it now.............Wait, That's not my waiter."