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Joke of the Day

"What's worse than your doctor telling you that you have gonorrhea? Getting the news from your dentist"

"Wanna hear a clean joke? Johnny took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was the girl next door."

"Why are men like paper cups? They're disposable"

"If it's not Valentine's Day and you see a man in flower shop, you can probably start the conversation with ""What did you do?""."

"If Africa had more mosquito nets... ...we'd save millions of mosquitos from dying of Aids each year"

"If it weren't for dating sites, I'd still have some self-esteem. Thank God, it's all gone now."

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"I woke up this morning frightened because my penis had turned completely ORANGE! But then I calmed down when I remembered I was eating Cheetos in bed last night."

"Where will Donald Trump find the workers to build this Great Wall? Outside of Home Depot...... Maybe I should shoot myself in the foot. Not trying to be racists, but you get the point."

"Scientists have discovered a Gene that makes women more receptive to threesomes It's a recessive gene though, so both parents have to not love her for the trait to manifest."