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Joke of the Day

"What's worse than your doctor telling you that you have gonorrhea? Getting the news from your dentist"

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"""I can't find my gun"" I exclaimed as I rifled through my drawers."
"Anyone seen ""Captain Phillips""? If not, I have a pirated copy you can borrow."
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"At the restaurant with food still on my plate... Server: ""Do you wanna box for that"" Me: ""No. It's not worth fighting for"""
"who called it an infinity scarf instead of a scaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
"I'm not real familiar with who this Rorschach guy is... ...but he sure loves painting pictures of naked dudes."
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