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Joke of the Day

"My rich uncle just passed away so I recently came into some money But now the bills are all stuck together"

"i don't want to masturbate... ...but im doing this ""1000 days in a row"" thing"

"A man with dyslexia goes to the doctor and says, ""I have been feeling a tad sick lately."" He is immediately diagnosed with depression and lyme disease. EDIT: Correction"

"What's 9+10 21"

"Dr. Frankenstein: The original body-builder!"

"Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch? Because they have no attachments."

"I almost cut my finger off cutting some celery to eat and all I could think is this never happens with cupcakes."

"Despite constantly dropping the ball... Gravity is pretty reliable"

"There's now a morning after pill for guys. It changes your blood type."

"A percussionist tells his fellow percussionists some puns His group laughs at every pun he makes. He asks a friend: Hey, are my puns a tenor what?"