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Joke of the Day

"My rich uncle just passed away so I recently came into some money But now the bills are all stuck together"

"I don't understand banks. Why do they attach chains to their pens? If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens."

"What was the best part of being a blind smallpox inoculator in the 18th century? The great stories you get to read everyday."

"How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him. How do you catch a tame unique rabbit? Tame thing.... You unique up on him too."

"I'm not racist... ...because I have a color TV!"

"Why are lions more religious than other animals? They prey regularly."

"It's not the most beautiful poem, but it's pretty deep I dig you dig he digs she digs we dig"

"My girlfriend is weird She starts all of our conversations with ""Are you even listening to me?""."

"I'd like to welcome everyone with a car visor CD holder to the year 2011. We understand and accept your simple ways here in the future."

"My boyfriend stole my banana... My boyfriend stole my banana so I called him out on it. He said, ""Oh I'm sorry. I can get you another banana that's just as yellow."""