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Joke of the Day

"Have you ever walked into a room and forgot what you went in for? I done it the other day, I walked in and completely forgot why - my mind went blank. 3 seconds later I shat myself."

"Then God created Saturn and he liked it, so he put a ring on it."

"My Level of Maturity Changes Depending On Who I'm With"

"Flip flops are fun because every time you take a step it's like a high-five for your feet."

"Either I just stepped in dog shit or the stench of my parent's disappointment has started following me around."

"Were a blind person to go sky diving, how would they do it? Wait until the leash goes slack, then pull the rip cord."

"Yo mama so fat.... pickup lines don't work on her."

"A DJ that's a cat! So cute! But you know what's not cute? *clicks to next slide* Our reliance on rapidly depleting fossil fuels."

"We're decorating the tree with the kids today. But now that they're teens it's harder to find branches that will support their weight."

"I read that 10 out of 2 people are dyslexic That makes two of us"