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Joke of the Day

"Have you ever walked into a room and forgot what you went in for? I done it the other day, I walked in and completely forgot why - my mind went blank. 3 seconds later I shat myself."

"What do you call a punch that can kill 20 kids and 6 adults? A Sandy Hook."

"Did you hear about the deaf gynecologist? Don't worry, he can read lips."

"BLONDES BLOW IT Q: What's it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear? A: Data transfer."

"Are you from Tennessee? Because your accent and appearance suggests that you hail from the southeast."

"A black guy walks into a bar, with a parrot on his shoulder The bartender looks at him and says, ""That thing is really cool! Where did you get it?"" The parrot replies, ""Detroit"""

"When a woman says she doesn't want a boyfriend what she really means is that she doesn't want you"

"I work for the government which means I have to enter 2 passwords in order to print documents that are open to the public."

"I wish I could feed people I don't like to my cat."

"Two birds are sat on a perch, when one says to the other.. ""Do you smell fish?"""