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Joke of the Day

"Time out. Otters not only sleep holding hands, but have a SPECIAL POCKET to hold their favorite rock? Humans are bullshit."

"My wife has just left me, taking my satellite dish and Bob Marley collection. No woman, no Sky."

"There once were three holes in the ground... Well, well, well."

"George R.R. martins House words should be ""Book is coming"" because he keeps saying it but it never seems to actually happen."

"Knock knock Who's there? Shi Huang Di Shi Huang Di Who? She wan DEEEEEZ NUTS! Yay for history jokes."

"I'm just a boy, standing in front of a girl, asking her to help me put a bunch of ducks in my car."

"""Sir, the good news is that your colon looks great. Maybe even the best I've ever seen. The bad news is that I'm just a hobo with a hobby."""

"Guys, throw away ALL your favorite things. Go to Pier 1, buy some throw pillows and potpourri. Ok, you're ready for marriage."

"American Politics That's it, that's the joke"

"In a progressively incestuous household... ...it's about upping the auntie"