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Joke of the Day
"Best headline I have ever read ""Tball stand pitches perfect game at special olympics"""
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"ho ho ho pimp."
"A guy is having sex on a first date She's giving him a blow job. He tells her ""suck it harder"". So she does. Then, he yells, ""Blow, blow, the bed sheet is up my ass."""
"If guys think with their penises, what does a guy say to a girl after a date? Blow my mind."
"*at Thanksgiving dinner* Me: One of you is eating poison green bean casserole. Everyone: *gasp* Me: Just kidding you all are."
"Why did Mary fell from the swing ? Because she hasn't got arms !"
"I hate when women try to talk about sports... You don't see me in the kitchen telling them how to make a sandwich."
"If a Rastaman ever wants to tell you a story... Don't bother, they just Babylon."
"Edison stole the idea for the lightbulb from the lightbulb that appeared above his head when he got the idea for the phonograph"
"TIFU by getting on the normal bus instead of the dyslexic one Whoops, wrong bus."