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Joke of the Day
"If guys think with their penises, what does a guy say to a girl after a date? Blow my mind."
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"What did the OCD man get thrown in jail for? Organized crime."
"Arnold Schwarzenegger goes to a Halloween party. The theme is ""Dead Classical Composers""... When asked who he'll dress up as, Arnold says, ""I'll be Bach."""
"Let's not buy them two of all the same toys we said. It'll teach them to share, we said. We are idiots."
"My daughter is so ugly... ...everytime I molest her I have to close my eyes and think of her sister."
"What happens if you fart in church You have to sit in your own pew"
"I've gone from agony to ecstasy in this last week. Hopefully, by the end of this month... ...I'll be done reading this dictionary."
"Job Interview I was at a job interview and the interviewer asks ""where do you see yourself in 5 years?"" I reply ""sorry, I don't have 2020 vision."""
"[texting in 1918] *pigeon delivers message* *msg reads: I don't love you* *turns to u* why would u send this? ""it was 6 days ago. I was mad"""
"Hide a Body? What's the best place to hide a body? Page two of Google."