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Joke of the Day

"Edison stole the idea for the lightbulb from the lightbulb that appeared above his head when he got the idea for the phonograph"

"Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water? . Because if they fell forwards they'd still be in the boat"

"Little girl/boy: ""Mommy, I want to be a [PERSON I DISAGREE WITH] when I grow up."" Mom: ""Well pick one sweetie, you can't do both."""

"Chris Eubank has written a book about Ethics He said if it sells well he will write one about Kent too."

"My family leaves lights on that I didn't even know we had."

"Did you hear about the Indian man who was recently employed as a comedian? He got a punjabi."

"Whats the difference? Whats the difference between mash potatoes and pea soup?... Anyone can mash potatoes..."

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.... not screaming in terror, like his passengers."

"Apparently I can tell the future. If I want something really bad I know it won't happen."

"What did 9 say to 11? Let's get Bush in on this."