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Joke of the Day
"Why did Mary fell from the swing ? Because she hasn't got arms !"
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"You'll have to excuse me. I've just been going through a weird time since birth."
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"I thought I was schizophrenic... But I talked myself out of it."
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"How do you make a good movie better add Adam Sandler"
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