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Joke of the Day
"If a Rastaman ever wants to tell you a story... Don't bother, they just Babylon."
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"How do you milk a sheep? Bring out a new iPhone."
"""Please let go of my hair"" -my gynaecologist"
"Cross country skiing gets you in great shape in case you ever get sent to jail and have to give simultaneous hand jobs to two guys at once"
"The Canadian military is just a guy named Ross with a flare gun in an aluminum boat."
"Had sex with my first bernie supporter the other day... I now feel the bern"
"*watching an old Lassie show Me: How come you can't do those things? Dog (mutters): If we had a well I'd push you into it."
"Make sure you always tip the people who make your pizza... They knead the dough."
"Why can't youplay UNO with Mexicans? Because they'll take all of your green cards."
"I Set my alarm clock to 9:11. So I would ""never forget"""