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Joke of the Day

"Wrote ""I wanna rock!"" on every answer to this Geology test and they made me a tenured professor with a beard and an Indiana Jones hat."

"Cops have a new radar that lets them see through walls into our homes but imagine if this technology fell into the wrong hands! Oh wait..."

"My favorite from a Laffy Taffy wrapper: What do you call a twitching cow? Beef Jerky"

"lets modernize Hey Arnold fellas this will be hilarious... Hey Ackbar! ""move it towelhead"""

"Damn girl, are you a math book? Girl:No, why? Because you've got so many problems."

"Clean Jokes... ...Are hard to cum by."

"An unemployed engineer gets lost while going to a job interview at the navy base Woops, wrong sub."

"Obama and Jesus What's the difference between Obama and Jesus? Jesus could at least make a cabinet."

"Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office? They do it right first time."

"Did you know that a person born under caesarean section is not eligble to run for presidency? Yeah, they're not a natural-born citizen."