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Joke of the Day

"A woman, two Hispanics, a black guy, and a white guy all walk into a bar... They then run for the Republican nomination for President"

"there's a portal to another dimension underneath Zooey Deschanel's bangs and I am determined to use it to meet Benjamin Franklin"

"A Montage Video of My Life Except every time I disappoint someone, it gets faster [0:08]"

"My lesbian neighbors got me two fake Rolex for my birthday.... I guess they misunderstood when I told them I wanted to watch"

"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his Girlfriend? Wiped his ass"

"I'm a leader, not a follower... Unless it's into a dark place, then screw that, you're going first."

"Why did Saint Francis cry? Someone called him Assisi."

"What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic? Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog?"

"Only 1490's kids will remember this *sails from Europe and destroys an indigenous population*"

"Why can't moccasins play the blues? They've got no sole."