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Joke of the Day
"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his Girlfriend? Wiped his ass"
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"My chiropractor is open on Martin Luther King Day, which makes me wonder... does he value back history over black history?"
"What do you call a crossdressing nanny in Martha's Vineyard? A Nantucket."
"What part of a vegetable can't you eat? The wheelchair."
"Husband got excited thinking I was touching myself under the covers but I was just actually just opening a Kit Kat I didn't wanna share."
"How do you call a robber in a suit of armor? A thief in the knight"
"What do you call a woman with her tongue out? A lesbian with a hard on."
"I told my ex girlfriend "" i'll never get over you"". ""i'll have to get up and go around""."
"What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe"
"How did Brandon Lee's wife get pregnant? The prop guy said he was shooting blanks!"