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Joke of the Day
"A Montage Video of My Life Except every time I disappoint someone, it gets faster [0:08]"
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"barista: name for the latte? me: it's Zach with an ""h"" *two minutes later* barista: i've got a latte for Hach"
"Why does moon rock taste better than earth rock? It's a little meteor."
"When there are no volunteers, they get appointed."
"What do you do with 365 used condoms? Melt them down into a tire and call it a good year."
"WAITER: Would you like any dessert? DATE: No, just the ch- ME: CHEESECAKE. Just the cheesecake."
"Yo mamma Yo momma's so fat, her belt size is ""Equator."""
"Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Cause he can't do stand-up."
"volcano (n.) [vol-key-noh] A mountain getting its rocks off."
"My girlfriend said, ""Fancy a bit of phone fun tonight?"" I said, ""Yeah, definitely. Let's call your mum and tell her you've died."""