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Joke of the Day

"My lesbian neighbors got me two fake Rolex for my birthday.... I guess they misunderstood when I told them I wanted to watch"

"Why do Jews hate sex? Because porkin isn't kosher."

"Why is Santa's sack so big? Testicular cancer"

"[At a 5 star restaurant] *gestures at entire menu* Are any of these words fancy speak for chicken fingers and fries?"

"What is the saddest Olympic sport to watch? Water Polio"

"When I punish my future kids I wont just take their phone I'm gonna be them on social media & just comment ""nice"" on everyones old pool pics"

"I just bought a film with..."

"What do animal poachers do in their spare time? They go clubbing."

"Two deer walk out of a gay bar One deer turns to the other and says ""I can't believe I blew 30 bucks in there"""

"Europe is looking amazing right now. It lost a few pounds recently."