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Joke of the Day

"Only 1490's kids will remember this *sails from Europe and destroys an indigenous population*"

"What's the name of a musical collaboration between Shia LaBeouf and a Judge? A just duet."

"What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her head ? Petal !"

"Inkling sounds like a baby octopus"

"With everything going on at reddit you would think that Pao would at least regreddit :)"

"A friend and me were arguing over whether masterbation is better with lube or not . . . different strokes for different folks, I guess. (I think I came up with that but I'm not sure)"

"My mother said I could never build a car out of spaghetti You should've seen her face when I drove pasta"

"Having a dirty mind makes ordinary conversations much more interesting."

"Why is it called Mother Nature? Because if it were called Father Nature it would be a lot more predictable."

"Did you hear what the Feds found at Jared Fogle's home? A five year old footlong."