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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic? Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog?"

"What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang Rape"

"Those magical three words you've been waiting so long to hear. Red, or white?"

"Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend? Because he had a reptile dysfunction!"

"This one is a bit tasteless, so be warned. Water"

"A Roman walks into a bar He holds up two fingers and says ""Five drinks please!"""

"""Oh yeah, let's run to the hills. That sounds like a great idea."" -Ironic Maiden"

"[sees a baby spit up after drinking from baby bottle] ""lmao yo who invited the lightweight"""

"Elf: My favourite film is about the man who casts spells in the middle of a swamp. Father Christmas: That's called 'The Wizard of Ooze'!"

"I'm starting to think the Hangover Fairy and the Angel of Death are the same person."