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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic? Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog?"

"What's the most confusing day in the hood? Father's Day"

"How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it? -Banks"

"Wife:How'd you sleep? Me: Fine except I got in a gun fight and died and went to the store because I ran out of shampoo W: Ambien:*giggles"

"[interview] THEM: what would you say if i gave you money from the register and told you to keep it? ME: thank you."

"What do you call a selfless pastrami? Pastramyou"

"freddie crougar once impersonated chuck norris and that is the reason why we have nightmares"

"""I'm a hoarse whisperer..."" - Batman"

"Have you heard about the recent discovery about that moon of Jupiter? Although it is very exciting, astronomers maintain that its Loki."

"I wrote a program to do my acounting It works really well, it said there are 3 in this sentence."