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Joke of the Day
"What did the Nazi say to the Cowboy? Reich for the sky!"
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"Sorry, but your password must contain an uppercase letter, a number, a haiku, a gang sign, a hieroglyph, and the blood of a virgin."
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"How many black people does it take to start a riot? -1"