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Joke of the Day
"Have you tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they"
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"I'll pronounce vegan ""veegan"", when vegetables become ""veegetables""."
"My neighbor's burglar alarm goes off so often that people just ignore it. On the upside, their new plasma TV looks great in my living room."
"It's not often that one gets the opportunity to speak about someone intelligent, respected and admired. Unfortunately tonight I have to talk about (NAME)."
"In university I was going to join the Debate Team, but someone talked me out of it."
"Just got a diamond ring for my girlfriend Fair trade if you ask me"
"I don't see the point of strip clubs. All they do is frustrate you and take all your money. I have a wife for that."
"What does Andre 3000's menorah look like on the last day of Hanukkah? ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT"
"I tried to give myself a sex change But I just couldn't pull it off. Credit to Rohan Ganju a young upcoming Australian comedian."
"Yo mama so fat.. She fell in love and broke it"