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Joke of the Day
"Have you tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they"
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"I like to stay at the nude beach all day, or at least until clothing time."
"""That'll be $19.94."" *pulls out $50 bill* ""Sorry, we've had a problem with counterfeit bills. Have anything smaller?"" *pulls out $25 bill*"
"What kind of peanuts get warts? Planters."
"In support of France, Canada opens new French province called ""Quebec."""
"Be sure to empty your pockets before doing your laundry You could get in trouble for money laundering."
"Just witnessed kids playing tag. What is this world coming to? Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise?"
"I tink Therefore I am Irish."
"When the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show comes on the TV. So do I."
"How to stop an unwanted DM. Hi, how are you? Me: Well, my ex has me on a wanted list because I'm a psychotic cow, how are you?"