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Joke of the Day

"Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the television."

"Why do bulimics make such good food? Cus they have to taste it twice!"

"You are proof that evolution CAN go in reverse."

"How do you describe a Swede, who's not really a Swede? Swed-ish."

"Why doesn't Mr.Sodium like to spend time with Mr.H20? Because they always get in to heated arguments."

"Some people say I dream too much, I say it's just because my life is better than their dreams are."

"What do you call a nut? What do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts What do you call nuts on your chin? My dick in your mouth"

"Who called it a vasectomy and not a cull de sack?"

"Did you hear about the Texas hipster whose bicycle was broken? He was fixin' to get his fixie fixed."

"1964:""Remember kids,"" a youth basketball coach says, ""there's no ""i"" in team."" ""Not yet,"" whispers 5th grade Steve Jobs, ""... not yet."""