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Joke of the Day
"How many black people does it take to start a riot? -1"
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"It's weird that 'coward' doesn't mean ""towards a cow"". *sips wine*"
"Ticket Clerk: Enjoy the film! Me: U too! TC: Really? You'll take me with u? Me: I didn't mean.. TC: Oh, I see Me: I'm sor TC: [sobs] JUST GO"
"How do you count cows? With a cowculator."
"Nothing says you married into the wrong damn family like your mother in-law crashing your honeymoon."
"Why are they called One Direction? Looks to me like they go both ways."
"Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands? Because the girls always cling on him afterwards."
"What kind of bees make milk? Boo-bees ( . ) ( . )"
"What was Robert E. Lee voted in his High School Yearbook? ""Most likely to Secede"""
"Life is basically just a constant effort to not be disgusting."