123496
Joke of the Day
"If I ever opened a store that sold goats, I would call it Burlington Goat Factory"
Next Joke
"""One of the great mysteries to me is the fact that a woman could pour hot wax on her legs, rip the hair out by the roots, and still be afraid of a spider."""
"Why does Irish bean soup have exactly 239 beans in it? (Irish accent) Because one more and it would be too farty."
"gotta ove Valentines Day roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not a good poet, ...you're hot."
"I'll never reveal my secrets. Alcohol: Lol."
"Girls dont dress up to impress guys. We dress up to impress other girls. If we wanted to impress guys we would just run around naked all day"
"My poop very recently stopped being imaginary. Shit just got real."
"I hate it when all of North America tells me I exaggerate"
"What kind of underwear do the GI Joes wear? None, they go commando."
"They say parrots don't like change... So you could that they are very right-winged."