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Joke of the Day

"I just opened a marketing email from Fitness magazine and my computer died laughing."

"What is a cannibal's favorite fruit? Granny Smith"

"I once knew a soldier who suffered through both mustard gas and pepper spray. He was a seasoned veteran."

"Why was no at the Premature Ejaculaters' support group when I arrived? I came early."

"Black people are way more susceptible to diabetes. That's not racist, it's a medical fact. Now if I said ""hide your wallets, there's diabetes patients around here,"" that would be racist."

"Desperate, I pull a goose from my bag and throw it screaming into the bully's face. Gertrude, my biggest and angriest goose, destroys him."

"What would Jimi Hendrix be doing today if he was still alive? Trying to get out of his grave."

"chinese name joke what do you call a drunk chinese schoolgirl? sum yung fun."

"What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite animal? Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side."

"I saw a sign yesterday that said ""watch for children"" I thought it was a good trade"