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Joke of the Day

"Desperate, I pull a goose from my bag and throw it screaming into the bully's face. Gertrude, my biggest and angriest goose, destroys him."

""" What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies? snowballs"

"If you cloned yourself, and then you become attracted to yourself and ended up having sex with your clone...does that make you gay, or are you just on the forefront of masturbation technology?"

"Why did the LAPD leave the Dodger game early? They wanted to beat the crowd."

"Have you ever smelt moth balls? Well who held his wings back? Oldie but a goodie from my grandpa."

"Silent Night is my favorite song about my kids staying at their grandparent's house."

"What do you call a group of gay cavemen? Homo erectus."

"""Awww look my boyfriend left his Facebook open, I'm going to log him off without checking his inbox."" Said no woman ever"

"Q: Why was the firewood punished? A: It was knotty."

"JOKE: How does a woman go about inventing a lightbulb? She gives birth to a son."