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Joke of the Day
"What would Jimi Hendrix be doing today if he was still alive? Trying to get out of his grave."
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"Why was the blonde staring at the box of orange juice for a long time? because it said ""CONCENTRATE"""
"heard this one today what's Michel Obama's favorite vegetable? Barackoli!"
"People on Death row probably don't think it's funny when the President pardons the turkeys for Thanksgiving."
"Some guy knocked on my door today and said, ""I have a parcel for your next door neighbour."" I said ""You've got the wrong house then, mate"""
"Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her crayons are still sticky."
"2 guys walk into a bar... The third guy ducks."
"Before having a kid the most important thing to ask yourself is ""Am I ready to watch the exact same cartoon on repeat for the next 4 years?"""
"What's another term for anal bleaching? Changing your ring tone."
"A couple who are silly together stay together."