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Joke of the Day

"Black people are way more susceptible to diabetes. That's not racist, it's a medical fact. Now if I said ""hide your wallets, there's diabetes patients around here,"" that would be racist."

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"What did the frog say when he was asked how he knew so much about the new lili pad. Reddit"
"What did the egg say to the boiling water? ""It might take awhile for me to get hard, I got laid this morning"""
"Someone just caught me picking my nose at a stop light. Had to just cut my losses and run the red light."
"Beer makes me less afraid of clowns."
"What's the difference between a nun and a woman taking a bath? The nun has hope in her soul, and the woman has soap in her hole. EDIT: NSFW?"
"What US State has the smallest soft drinks? Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke... :/"
"When my wife got her tongue pierced I asked her why? She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation."
"If Michael Vick was a Pokemon trainer.... ..he would be a gym leader"
"Chances of me doing anything at work today are about hahahahahahahahahahaha%."