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Joke of the Day
"I saw a sign yesterday that said ""watch for children"" I thought it was a good trade"
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"""Wanna hear a chemistry joke?"" ""Na, man, I'm good."" ""Wow, you didn't have to get salty over it."" (Chemically inaccurate but who cares, right?)"
"You know you're old when...... you can pronounce the names of your black peers."
"What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball? You look quite put-together this evening."
"A girl who lives hundreds of miles away texting you ""I'm drunk"" is like a lasagna texting you from Italy saying ""I'm delicious"""
"Yo momma's so fat She did a cannonball, and water was found on Mars."
"I put the STD in ""STUD"" ... all I need is ""U"""
"Why did the Chicken cross the road? because 7 8 9 hahahaha"
"What idiot called it ""best man"" instead of ""lord of the rings"""