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Joke of the Day
"What is a cannibal's favorite fruit? Granny Smith"
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"With Fifty Shades of Grey that came out today, cinemas should serve ketchup... ...for all the fish fingers"
"Thought my friend was an alcoholic because he wouldn't shut up about the bar turns out he was studying to be a lawyer"
"[request] Having a hard time remembering a joke. Please help. A guy goes to a doctor. The punch line is said in a really surprised tone ""THE DOCTOR WAS A WOMAN!"" Thank you in advance."
"Enjoyed 3 minutes and 42 seconds of extra sleep this morning by letting my kids stay up 5 hours past their bedtime"
"What's the difference between a circus and a strip club? At the circus you see cunning stunts."
"came from my uncle: Why is the capitol of Ireland growing so fast? because the population is always Dublin."
"What do you do with a sick boat? Take it to the docktor!"
"Vegan pizza.... is basically just the box."
"What's the Only Planet That Gives a Crap? Uranus."