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Joke of the Day

"What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite animal? Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side."

"If con is opposite of pro .... then is Congress the opposite of progress?"

"Homeless & unemployed cyborg law enforcer Hobocop"

"I was kicked out for trying to have sex with a girl with down syndrome I wanted to lose my virginity to someone special."

"Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes? Could they not hire taller dancers?"

"Calm down penguins. You're just a flashy suit and a few body parts away from being a platypus."

"How does a physicist milk a cow? First, he assumes the cow is a sphere."

"Best actor of all time in human history. Also Starring"

"What do you call a lizard who can't easily have sex? A reptile dysfunction"