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Joke of the Day
"Oh nothing, just standing next to my computer browsing the internet on my phone"
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"Ok, Surgeon General, alcohol is bad for pregnant women. The warning label might be more effective stating alcohol causes pregnant women."
"Knock-knock ""Knock-knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Control freak--now you say, 'Control freak who?'"""
"What's your best elephant joke sequence?"
"What does the sign say on an out-of-business brothel? Beat it, we're closed."
"""Can I buy you a drink?"" ""I'd rather just have the money"""
"Not all math puns are bad Just sum"
"Mexican word of the day ""Budweiser"" That women over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?"
"My friend told me she's going back to school for Psychiatry... I said: ""That's crazy talk."""
"Awesome watch I got an awesome watch for my birthday. It was waterproof, shockproof, fireproof, bulletproof, acidproof, childproof & scratchproof. I lost it."