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"A Mosquito landed on my wife's face... Easiest decision of my life."
"For Halloween this year, I'm gonna be a dish. Because bitches do dishes."
"I never get tired of my old Tweets getting RT'd so I know musicians never get tired of hearing their songs being played on the radio."
"How do you know when your vegetables are boiled? Their wheelchair floats to the top."
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"What do you call a man with no body and no nose? Nobody knows..."
"The one good thing about Hurricane Patricia Clean Drinking water falling from the sky for Mexico!!"
"You find it offensive?... I find it funny.... That's why I'm happier than you"
"My review of your face: Good, quality face. Would look again"