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Joke of the Day

"Mexican word of the day ""Budweiser"" That women over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?"

"It's so cold outside... I even saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!"

"What time does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon? Tennish"

"I once was bored so I decided to eat a clock to *pass the time*. It was very *time consuming*. Yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk"

"In Colorado you're American In Juarez you're a Mexican. In the bathroom European."

"I have a friend called 'Tiba' Sometimes I think he's a bit backwards"

"My town is so small... the Village Idiot doubles as the Mayor."

"HEAR YE, MORTALS. AWAKEN FROM THY SLUMBER. FUCKERY DOTH PLAGUE THE LAND. TIS MINE DUTY TO- *falls off barstool*"

"[Black Joke] what's the difference between a Black guy and a pizza? The pizza can feed a family of four"

"Me with megaphone: ""COME DOWN FROM THERE. YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR."" Man: ""I'm fixing your roof tiles, remember?"" Me: ""I FORGOT!"""