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Joke of the Day
"Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich."
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"Whats green and smells like bacon? Kermit's dick."
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"A blind man walks into a bar and a table...and a chair"
"I didn't like my new haircut But then it grew on me"
"What is your favourite type of birthday present? Another present!"
"A man walks into a bar... ...and is sent to the hospital with a severe head injury."
"cost of the ice cream my kid threw a tantrum in the grocery store to get: $5 the look on his face when I ate it for dinner: priceless"