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Joke of the Day
"What does the sign say on an out-of-business brothel? Beat it, we're closed."
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"A hamburger walks into a bar and orders a salad The bartender says ""Sorry, we don't serve food here""."
"What did the HS principal say when he accidentally got a math substitute to fill in for a chemistry teacher? Whoops, wrong sub."
"We used to have a dog with no back legs and steel balls We called him Sparky."
"Fell through the glass doors of a French bakery and.. .. now I'm in a world of pain :D (source: Sickipedia, some user called SoSueMe..)"
"three elephants fall of a cliff two hit the sand and one hits the ocean.badabum tsch"
"*interrupts your class* Girl sorry to embarrass you, but I wrote this for you *whips out guitar, fucks up intro* wait. *tries again* wait."
"What did NaCl go to prison for? A-salt"
"why are bouquets only for flowers? why not a bouquet of hot dogs. or a bouquet of hot dogs with ketchup. or a bouquet of hot dogs with musta"
"Desperate to get laid, so I'm going to my next Halloween party dressed as a giant anus ...I hear that hot girls love having sex with assholes"