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Joke of the Day

"What Do You Call A Story About A Broken Pencil? Pointless"

"My nickname is Snapchat.... My nickname is Snapchat because I only last 5 seconds and then disappear forever."

"Role-Playing I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to experiment with a role playing rape fantasy. She said, ""No!"" I replied, ""That's the spirit!"""

"I'm in a Josef Fritzl tribute band... You probably haven't heard of us, we're pretty underground."

"NSF(Life) Why was the strawberry crying? Because it's mom was in a real jam."

"I went to a zoo that only had a dog... It was a shih tzu."

"Where did little Suzzie go after the explosion? Everywhere."

"How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins."

"If I got 50 cents for every math exam I failed... I'd have $7.35 now."

"I asked my wife if she wanted me to do anything from Fifty Shades of Gray. She said yes - be handsome and make a billion dollars."