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Joke of the Day

"Role-Playing I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to experiment with a role playing rape fantasy. She said, ""No!"" I replied, ""That's the spirit!"""

"Ever see the movie human centipede? That movie sucks ass."

"I was at a antique store and came across the first Playboy magazine ever issued...... Luckily, the owner didn't see me."

"[in hell] Me: *sneeze* The devil: bless you Me, waving as I float to heaven: haha, fool the devil: DAMN YOU Me, floating back to hell: dang"

"I accidentally slept with a prostitute last night... I thought I was more careful and smart than that, I swear! I typically check the tags on their feet first! :("

"What's the difference between a pizza and a woman The crust on the pizza tastes good."

"My least favorite branch of the military is the Girl Scouts, they can't fight for shit."

"Why are indecisive miners the worst? because all day they deal with ores."

"I didn't have fun at the Boston Marathon this year ... back in 2013 it was a blast."

"Which medical specialty is dedicated to fingering your bum? Anusteaseology."