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Joke of the Day

"Two whales walk into a bar... The first whale says oooOOOOoOooOOoOoooOOOOoOoOOOooooOo The second whale says: ""Karl you're drunk!"""

"What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders...."

"An Irish guy walks out of a bar... And that is the joke"

"What is the difference between a Muslim boy and Tim Cook? One doesn't get arrested to make shitty watches."

"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak!"

"How did the programmer celebrate his birthday? var celebration = [""Hip"", ""Hip""];"

"What's the difference between a hotdog and a dead baby? You don't ejaculate on a hotdog before you eat it."

"Guy [beating me up for making a joke at an inappropriate time]: whos funny now you piece of shit Me: wait, you thought i was funny before?"

"My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is getting better!"

"What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare? A sunken chest with no booty."