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Joke of the Day

"How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins."

"Unfortunate sign in discount warehouse near a retirement community: Shop till you drop!"

"CEO of KFC: ""We must always respect our customers. That is so important."" Ian: ""Shall we still serve them food in a bucket?"" CEO: ""Yes."""

"Two men walk into a bar. The first man is okay, but the other suffered a terrible head injury."

"Asking politicians to give up source of money is like asking Dracula to forsake blood."

"[Giraffes at gym] ""What do you want to work on today?"" Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. ""So...neck day again"" You bet"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bruno ! Bruno who ? Bruno more tea for me !"

"I feel bad for spiders. I tripon my two feet all the time. Can only imagine the hell a clumsy spider goes through."

"I'd stage an angry protest against Scott Brown & the death of health care reform, but I can't afford to get hurt."

"I asked an Australian to greet me... He kept beating around the bush saying ""I might""."