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Joke of the Day
"NSF(Life) Why was the strawberry crying? Because it's mom was in a real jam."
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"I freaked out my mailman today when I came to the door completely naked. I'm not sure what shocked him more, my naked body, or the fact that I knew where he lived."
"Your mom's so old, she's probably going to die soon."
"I caught a disease on my trip to Sparta... The doctor says I have Leonitis"
"How does any girl have less than 90 thousand Instagram followers?"
"According to my Nike fuel band I masturbated 5 miles today."
"Cheese and schizophrenia -Which cheese is schizophrenic? -Halloumi"
"Blacksmith asked, do you have any experience in horseshoeing? ""Yes, I once told a horse to fuck off."""
"Why does it take longer to make a snow woman than a Snowman? Because you have to hollow out the head."
"Banana starts with a B but normally starts with a N."