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Joke of the Day
"I'm writing a book about introverts. It's not coming out any time soon."
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"What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food ? 'Let us prey.'"
"The guys that taught me every medicine joke I know just arrived at my doorstep. I decided to in-vitamin."
"Which side of the plate does the phone go on?"
"I bought an iPod from El Chapo... But now I have to keep jailbreaking it."
"The Tin Man carries around an axe because he is constantly afraid Ironman is going to hit on his wife."
"Why I don't watch science documentaries with my mum. Man on TV: Microwaves travel at the speed of light Mum: Fuck me, that's impressive. Microwaves are heavy."
"A joke from the Future. *#58821*"
"What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone."
"Tell me your story, park-giant-truck-diagonally guy. Things will never get better if we don't dialogue."