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Joke of the Day
"What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone."
Next Joke
"Life is like a box of idiots."
"What do you call an abortion in the world of Mortal Kombat? A Fetality."
"Wanted to make a voldemort joke but this whole subreddit nose it"
"It takes a real man to be a juggler You've got to have balls to do it"
"What do recent college graduates and felons have in common? It takes three to five years before anyone will hire them."
"How would I describe myself in three words? Eats anything. Beyonce."
"What do republicans and porn stars have in common? They're both professionals at switching position on camera"
"I like the song ""I want to be a billionaire"" because it's about a millionaire wanting to be 1000 times richer. Sweet."
"Pizza. It's what separates us from the animals."