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"What is called a honeymoon salad? Lettuce alone with no dressing."
"What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV? Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain."
"That girl from The Exorcist was a real head turner"
"What's the difference between Roast Beef and Pea Soup? Anyone can roast beef."
"Me: The new guy's a lumberjack? Boss: Yep Me: He seems nice... Boss: STOP Me: I'll bet he's good at... Boss: DONT Me: random axe of kindness"
"How do you keep a idiot waiting? I'll tell you guys later."
"I love nutella so much I want to marry it and have little nutella babies with it and then eat my whole family with a spoon."
"What do you call a banker's disgusting fetish? His gross interest."
"Why are atheists so light? They have no mass."