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Joke of the Day
"What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food ? 'Let us prey.'"
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"I'm a dyslexic tree... My life is A-OK!"
"What does every funeral begin with? fun!"
"I started a figurine company that specializes in miniature Muhammad statues We make a small prophet."
"[NSFW] Gonzo turns to Kermit and says ""It's getting late, want to go eat out somewhere?"" Kermit looks at Missy Piggy and says ""I'm having pork tonight."""
"Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 is a six offender."
"If we do end up colonizing Mars.. ..the WiFi there would be out of this world"
"How many potatoes does it take to kill the Irish? None"
"What do you call 2 gay Irishmen? Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmichael"
"What do Albanian kids want to be when they grow up? Italian"