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Joke of the Day

"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."

"Did you hear the one about the Seahawk who wouldn't stop talking? He kept beating a dead horse."

"Three old ladies are sitting on a park bench... A man wearing a long raincoat approaches, opens it and flashes them. Two of the ladies immediately have a stroke. The third couldn't reach."

"I told a joke about noble gasses the other day. There was no reaction."

"What's the quickest way to make nine million dollars? Date Simon Cowell."

"What is white a d 14 inches long? Nothing."

"My favorite part of football is when players ""look to God."" Because He's all, ""I can't do shit for the Middle East but I'm rooting for YOU."""

"The Joke They Don't Tell Idiots Sorry bro, can't tell you"

"I can't believe the pharmacy hasn't called! ""Oh they did..3 or 4 days ago..I forgot to tell you. What's it's for anyway?"" Anxiety."

"How do you say ""touchdown"" in Polish? Gronkowski"