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Joke of the Day

"How do you say ""touchdown"" in Polish? Gronkowski"

"I have a hole in my sock... Darn it!"

"Nothing is more terrifying than putting back a shirt without folding it and then making eye contact with the shopping assistant."

"How do you know that your girlfriend has been cheating on you with a black guy? When she takes the tampon out and all of the cotton's gone"

"Why are there so many female archaeologists? Because women love digging up old shit."

"What if we had an internet and nobody came?"

"When playing the guitar in public... keep in mind not to finger A minor, you could get arrested."

"If you're paddling a canoe up a river and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones."

"My Lebanese friend knocked over his dip. I had to report him for hummus-side. Edit: changed arrest to report because reasons."

"How does Jesus like his hotwings? Tinder and Mild."