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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the one about the Seahawk who wouldn't stop talking? He kept beating a dead horse."
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"What's the difference between windows 10 and a jehovah witness None, they just keep asking you to let them in"
"How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? No one knows. When the light turns on they scatter."
"What is black and starts with ""nig""? Nighttime, you racist bastard."
"What do you call 4 condoms? For me, a year's supply."