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Joke of the Day

"I can't believe the pharmacy hasn't called! ""Oh they did..3 or 4 days ago..I forgot to tell you. What's it's for anyway?"" Anxiety."

"Got the cheese sweats. Got the cheese sweats real bad."

"A man asks, ""God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"" God responded, ""So you would love her."" The man asks, ""But God, why did you make her so dumb?"" God replied, ""So she would love you."""

"My toddler found a bottle of Axe body spray I got as a free sample, and now she's wearing a Tapout T-shirt and calling everyone ""bro."""

"I'm just typing some words in a box for you to look at."

"The richest man is not he who has the most, but he who needs the least."

"As I dropped my child off at school today I said, be positive If the race war starts before I get back, that's your blood type"

"What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week? The posters"

"What dog wears contact lenses ? A cock-eyed spaniel !"

"How do I tell a man he loves me?"