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Joke of the Day
"A recent study by UN has found dexter to be the no 1 cause for ocean pollution"
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"I keep telling people my girlfriend is not retarded... But everyone keeps insisting I am fucking retarded! Just thought of it while taking a poopy! I will see myself out now."
"What the difference between a calender and you.... a calendar has a date on Valentines day."
"What did one rifle say to the other? Me llamo es 762"
"Why do parents feel the need to hold your phone when you show them a picture?"
"Did you know a falling cat ALWAYS lands in a single person's apartment?"
"Wife: ""Do you want to watch Batman Forever?"" Me: ""I'll watch it for a couple of hours."" Wife: ""I hate you."""
"When I go shopping I like to buy condoms and cat food at the same time just to confuse the cashier."
"London Joke Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction? Because it was a-peeling on the Eye."
"I'm sorry I showed you snaps from my colonoscopy after you made me look at your ultrasound. I thought we were sharing pics of our innards."