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Joke of the Day

"A recent study by UN has found dexter to be the no 1 cause for ocean pollution"

"A nice buttocks. A *great* butt listens."

"Everyday is a good day to walk through the forest, The fact that im dragging a dead body is completely irrelevant"

"What do black men hear most after sex? Back to your cell, inmate."

"ATTENTION ALABAMA RESIDENTS: tonight's penumbral lunar eclipse is perfectly natural. The moon is undamaged. Gay people are not stealing it."

"I can count on one hand the number of times I've blown four of my fingers off with illegal fireworks."

"At my funeral, I want a homie to adjust my junk one last time. I'm not gonna rest peacefully if my balls are pinched between my legs."

"I told myself I should stop drinking .. .. but I'm not about to listen to some weirdo that talks to himself"

"Q: What was the real purpose of Bill's college visit to Moscow? A: To study economics."

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered six offender"